I'm really interested in this female ejaculation thing, but most people I know say it's fake and that it's pee. Where can I see more of it to see if it's real?
- Swimfan
Oh, it's real. I read a book one time where the author was claiming that the statistics he'd come across said that 1 out of every 100 girls could ejaculate. That's an <cough, cough> arid 1%. He thought it was closer to 10%. I personally feel that it's much, much higher, though I've never conducted a personal, published study. Like other types of orgasm, most women who "can't" just "haven't yet." And any guy who says they don't exist just need a helping hand, almost literally.
I'm not quite sure what you mean when you say that you want to see more of it, but I'll assume you want to watch it for enjoyment and also learn to do it.
If you want technique tips, try getting a copy of "Nina Hartley's Guide To Female Ejaculation." She does a lot of educational porn and is well respected in the industry. Also, "Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation - A Complete Guide" will help as well, but has a bit less of an educational vibe and more of a porn one. It even stars Alisha Klass, who is his ex and also quite a fountain...of knowledge about female ejaculation, 
of course.
If you want to just watch women ejaculate, there are plenty of videos and stars to choose from. In fact, there is so much of it that I'll even divide it into subcategories for you. If you like darker women, try newer Jada Fire videos. A thing for Asians? Lily Thai and Annie Cruz are a good bet, as is Hotaru Akane if you like JAV and pixilated genitals. Hispanic? Kat is huge and I believe Sativa Rose has a couple of titles to choose from. Everybody else noteworthy: Flower Tucci, Tiana Lynn, Ariana Jollee, Angela Stone, and the queen of them all...Cytherea, who should just change her name to "Woah!"
To find which movies contain who and what, go to http://www.iafd.com and you can search by star and narrow down your results by whatever you like. There's plenty there to quench your thirst.
You didn't really think I'd get out of here without a minimum of 3 bad jokes, did you?
- GR
My girlfriend bought a new vibrator a while ago. I don't exactly know how long ago it was because she said she didn't want to tell me for a while. I flat out asked her if she liked it and she said yes. She even comes harder from it, she said! I'm not really sure what to do.
- B. Jackson, El Paso, TX
Ah, insecurity. The great equalizer. Women fear the porn and men fear the buzz. Ain't life grand?
As we've said here before, there is more to being a lover than your cock. This is along those lines. Yeah, she likes her vibrator. Sure, it makes her come. It may even make her come faster, harder, and more often than you do. And? So what? That's what they're for. That's like complaining that she bought a car because it gets her to work faster than you can get her there in a wheelbarrow.
Your new best friendThis is not a threat to you, nor any man. Women may joke, "Now that I have this, I don't need a man!" that's more just to exclaim how great they are. No woman truly makes the decision, "You know what? To hell with human companionship. I'm seriously going to get a bunch of canned soup, distilled water, and batteries so I can go live as a recluse. I really don't need humans. Now where are my matches and iodine tablets?"
Vibrators don't listen, tell jokes, hug her when she's had a bad day, or smash spiders. Have some confidence in your relationship and go buy her some batteries as a good gesture. I'm sure she'll know what they're for.
- GR
I need a little something to help me out in the bedroom department. I really want to get with this girl so I was thinking about taking her out to an oyster bar and spending a ton of money on oysters so we're both feeling ready to go, if you know what I mean. How many do I need to eat to guarantee that I seal the deal?
- Mike D., NYU
If you need to choke down 20 slimy sea creatures to see one clam (if you know what I mean), you're in trouble. Big trouble. How about trying, oh, I don't know...being fun and making her laugh? That's a lot cheaper and more effective.
There are only a four aphrodisiacs: money, power, fame, and hot tubs. If you don't believe me, tune in to any season of The Real World.
There really isn't such a thing as an aphrodisiac as we hear it used every day. Oysters, ginseng, and Spanish Fly are probably the most famous, but even those are bogus.
NoOysters contain zinc and if you're low in zinc, your testosterone levels will be affected, but zinc itself doesn't make you want to have sex. So that's basically like saying that popping a Centrum will make you into a couple of sex machines.
NoGinseng root looks largely phallic and is a stimulant, which some people misperceive as a sexual exciter. So, by that rationale, coffee and green tea will make you Wilt Chamberlain. If ginseng didn't look like a vege-dick, it probably wouldn't be associated with sex at all.
And Spanish Fly...oh, Spanish Fly. This one really blows my mind. Spanish Fly is actually a chemical called cantharidin that comes from a shiny, green beetle. Sexy. It has enjoyed many nonsensical uses in its long history: 
and Noaborting agent, toxin remover, and aphrodisiac, to name a few. Still sexy. Unfortunately, all of those uses are fabrications and legend. Want to know what it works great for? A blistering agent. Applying it to a wart or other large skin growth and watching it form a blister so solid and deep that the growth is removed...it's amazing for that. Putting that same substance down your throat? That's your call, but you'll need some serious lozenges if you do it.
Scallops, sarsaparilla, and not even sassafras will not get you laid. Unless you eat them in that hot tub.
- GR
